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AFTER YOU BECOME A LEVEL EIGHT RAW VEGAN YOU CAN ASK THE ELDERS FOR ACCESS TO THE ORIGINAL WHOLE FOODS. ONCE INSIDE YOU CAN ALIGN THE RUNESTONES AND SCALLIONS TO SUMMON THE TRANSFORMING SPIRITS OF ANCIENT LOCAVORES.
IT’S ALL PRETTY ADVANCED STUFF. YOU ARE QUITE NEW TO OUR WAYS. FOR NOW YOU SHOULD PROBABLY JUST CONCENTRATE ON BUYING FAIR-TRADE AND REDUCING YOUR GLUTEN INTAKE.
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A picture of Beyonce and Jay-Z having dinner together in Capri - the restaurant had a whole wall of pictures of famous people being famous, but I like this one the most.
Probably because Jay is all WAAAHHHEEEYYYY and Beyonce just looks like a queen.
Made the most delicious Bacon and Mushroom Risotto tonight, if I do say so myself :>
